64 & counting… Yet, I feel I must address something first. I get asked this dumb question all the time. ‘Ah, well… What happens to you after the NFL season is over, SportsKnowItAll?’ ‘Do you vanish away into thin air or something, gawrsh?’ What type of question is that? Like I’m a fictional character from […]
Never Bet the Farm2 [W18] – Hail Mary
Hail Mary time, bettors! Our backs are against the wall… The regular season is coming to a close… And the Mrs. is going to be asking about this missing money come April… (not to mention the OTHER money) So, it’s time to win and end in the green. Only takes one the way we’re betting. […]
Never Bet the Farm2 [W17] – Happy New Year!
Happy New Year! And like a bad record on repeat, people have already begun to ask if I have any resolutions for this year. Why would I ever need to change something about myself? I’m awesome! I know it all! The gambling gods are the ones who need to start making some resolutions now, and […]
Never Bet the Farm2 [W16] – Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas to each and every one of us. Well, except the refs. And speaking of Christmas… All I want this year is a winning parlay ticket. Well… I shouldn’t say that’s the only, only thing I want. But I mustn’t be crude. Tisn’t the season. So, without any further delay, let’s get right into […]
Never Bet the Farm2 [W15] – Postponed?
Postponed? Huh? What do you mean? I thought that wasn’t allowed this season. There was a big team memo sent out to everybody and everything. Eh, I guess things change… Even the rules themselves. Not only did the NFL move specific games around to help those dealing with positive tests (a clear sign the fix […]
Never Bet the Farm2 [W14] – Focus
Focus is the key. Always has been. Life sometimes helps narrow that for us. In this case, the college football regular season is coming to a close with the annual Navy-Army game (which you know all us degenerates are betting on), so I’ve got fewer spreads to weigh in my mind this week. It allows […]
Never Bet the Farm2 [W13] – College Football Playoff
College Football Playoff time is here! And you know what that means… Somebody is getting screwed out of an opportunity somewhere. It will all be much clearer after Sunday. Just wait and see. Now speaking of fixes, Never Bet the Farm2 needs to fix this losing streak and turn the gambling season around immediately! It’s […]
Never Bet the Farm2 [W12] – Ungrateful
Ungrateful as it may seem… Never Bet the Farm2 understands the season well enough. And all this great gratitude is starting to get to me. So, I think it’s time to air some gambling grievances to level things out. But let’s get into this week’s action first. Mr. Yours Truly, Mr. SportsKnowItAll, is going with […]
Never Bet the Farm2 [W11] – Lightning
It’s either lightning in a bottle. Or I just clearly missed a direct sign from God. Here’s the scene… I walk into the sportsbook today to place my action. Make sure to wink at the new waitress. (Because you know it’s only a matter of time) I sit down at the screen, and before I […]
Never Bet the Farm2 [W10] – “Omaha”
“Omaha” Everybody and Welcome to Week 10. Never Bet the Farm2 is switching it up slightly this week. Calling an audible. It’s time to play some situational gambling here. See what the oddsmakers give us and take advantage accordingly. It is Week 10, and our gambling offense has been backed up in our own endzone […]
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