My apologies for the delay in this week’s ‘Never Bet the Farm’ wagers. Frankly, I just placed the bet myself… I’m practically sleeping at the wheel over here. And if that’s not bad enough, my old man texted me on Monday morning, from the eternal waiting-room which is Florida, to have me place some early […]
Never Bet the Farm [w10]
Good thing I didn’t bet the farm because I was robbed again. Twice actually. Obviously, things went wacky on me with last week’s action. And if that wasn’t questionable enough, the screw job is back-on with college covid cases (see I can still alliterate drunk). Fifteen college football games have been either canceled or postponed […]
Never Bet the Farm [Week 9]
At least I didn’t bet the farm because last week didn’t go “exactly” according to plan. What about it? Who do you think you are? Did you do any better? I wasn’t too far off either. In fact, I was a perfect 3-0 in my college football bets. We just won’t talk about the NFL […]
Coach Senator Tuberville
Senator Tuberville… Coach Senator Tuberville… What should we call you? I personally don’t get a vote in the state of Alabama, but I completely support this move. I have never met a person more suited for politics than “Tommy Tupperware,” as my girfriend’s dad likes to call him. First off… What an interesting life? He’s […]
SPORTSTRADAMUS: ANALYSIS WITHOUT EXPLANATION
Daily fantasy sports is the intersection between the value you can find in the pricing of players and the opportunity presented to those players in terms of matchups, usage, and efficiency. Hilariously, I’m not going to give you any of that data. Like a true wizard, like an actual SPORTSTRADAMUS, I got hunches, man. I […]
Never Bet the Farm [Week 8]
Momma didn’t raise a quitter. But remember, never bet the farm on it. It is what it is, you know? And you know what they say… You’re either the one nuttin’ up and asking the pretty girl to dance, or you’re the weirdo nervous kid peeping over from the punchline. At least that’s what I […]
SPORTSTRADAMUS: ANALYSIS WITHOUT EXPLANATION
At the end of the day, every fantasy sports analyst is like a meteorologist. They certainly have a lot of data to support their theory, and often they are correct about what the weather will be. But when they’re wrong, and the hurricane is worse than expected, no one blames the meteorologist. And fantasy analysts […]
Seven Suns’ Saga Continues
Obviously, the NBA playoffs has been overshadowed by the performance of the Phoenix Suns — off the court. And as if this story couldn’t get any weirder… Is there a more interesting conclusion to this story possible? Sure, it’s old news… Like the incident happened a couple years ago. But I still can’t believe she […]
South Beach Brooklyn Rap Battles
As the Brian Flores and Kenny Stills beef turns, the Miami Dolphins wide receiver was heard blaring a popular Brooklyn MC at his locker. Guess who it was… If you didn’t know, Nas and Jay-Z have a well-advertised and long standing beef. So, it seems like a clear re-troll to the prior team playlist. Activism […]
Too pricey of a Valentine for the AAF
One name continues to be absent from professional football rosters, and that includes the Alliance of American Football league (AAF). Now, we know why.
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