Hello bromigos & girlitos… First off… No! My girlfriend is NOT giving birth to a tiger. It’s not even her baby shower I’m referencing. She was attending her friend’s shower (human baby), while I watched college football by myself from the comfort of my couch. Hold your horses and put down the stogies, parents… Side […]
Teaching My GF Sports #4: Thanks 4 Nothin’ NBA
Hello bromigos & girlitos… This might seem like a rant because it is… Thanks 4 Nothin’ NBA… This was certainly NOT the season we all deserved. I’m not only talking about the regular season; nor just the playoffs. The whole season felt like a waste. And what was the fall out? I had to compromise […]
Teaching My GF Sports #3: The Earth’s Flat Sweetheart
Hello bromigos & girlitos… The most famous former Duke student I know (other than the girl who was doing porn during semester breaks and ended up on CNN) dropped some interesting knowledge on the flat-world this week, and obviously, it created some tension between the girlfriend and me. Cleveland Cavs point guard Kyrie Irving believes […]
Teaching My GF Sports #2: Hate sees no age
Hello bromigos & girlitos… This column (and entire blog to an extent) is a failing attempt to teach my girlfriend sports, and today’s lesson might make me seem like a “hater.” However, my girlfriend just doesn’t understand, when it comes to sports, hate sees no age or innocence — only team. She might have already […]
Teaching My GF Sports #1: Chef George Foreman
The drummer for Phish, Jon Fishman, put it best as he walked up to the microphone in his dress. “So, how did I get here?” he laughed to the cheers of the crowd. Or at least that’s how I remember it… I think? Regardless, it’s an important question to answer as I embark on this […]
Allow me to re-introduce myself: my name is…
SportsKnowItAll Or maybe my name should be the HOVA of sports… You can call me JayHeart (I guess), and I’m excited to offically announce the launching of SportsKnowItAll.com. That’s right! We’re LIVE… We have NO IDEA what we’re doing… But we’re ready to EXPLAIN sports to you! This is exciting. But what could go wrong? Probably EVERYTHING! […]