The thing I like about sports bets is… I keep getting older, and they — well, they don’t really have an age in the first place. I mean there’s an age requirement for you to gamble (of course), but the wagers don’t really apply to that. Regardless, it’s the start of the NFL season again. […]
Never Bet the Farm2 [W14] – Focus
Focus is the key. Always has been. Life sometimes helps narrow that for us. In this case, the college football regular season is coming to a close with the annual Navy-Army game (which you know all us degenerates are betting on), so I’ve got fewer spreads to weigh in my mind this week. It allows […]
Never Bet the Farm2 [W13] – College Football Playoff
College Football Playoff time is here! And you know what that means… Somebody is getting screwed out of an opportunity somewhere. It will all be much clearer after Sunday. Just wait and see. Now speaking of fixes, Never Bet the Farm2 needs to fix this losing streak and turn the gambling season around immediately! It’s […]
Never Bet the Farm2 [W11] – Lightning
It’s either lightning in a bottle. Or I just clearly missed a direct sign from God. Here’s the scene… I walk into the sportsbook today to place my action. Make sure to wink at the new waitress. (Because you know it’s only a matter of time) I sit down at the screen, and before I […]
Never Bet the Farm2 [W10] – “Omaha”
“Omaha” Everybody and Welcome to Week 10. Never Bet the Farm2 is switching it up slightly this week. Calling an audible. It’s time to play some situational gambling here. See what the oddsmakers give us and take advantage accordingly. It is Week 10, and our gambling offense has been backed up in our own endzone […]
Never Bet the Farm2 [W9] – Saturday
It’s Saturday in the fall. That can only mean one thing! College football, of course. And it’s starting to get serious now too. November is upon us. Things are being ranked randomly. And the only clear thing I can see is losses don’t count this year. Just look at all those teams with a ‘-1’ […]
Never Bet the Farm2 [W8] – NCAA Halloween
NCAA Halloween Edition: Trick or Treat Class! Despite some scary betting results recently, I’m back at it again like anyone who has ever re-tried candy corn — again. (thanks for the joke, Lewis Black) So, without delaying for another picture with the 100th slutty blind referee costume you see, let’s get into these spooky selections. […]
Never Bet the Farm2 [W7] – College
This attendance-based college lecture is ready to start up again, so slide in the door before I lock you out (just like my least favorite professor from the school where I never graduated). You know who you are… I swear your watch was fast or something. I couldn’t have been late EVERY TIME! But I […]
Never Bet the Farm2 [W6] – NCAAF
NCAAF Edition: Class is in session this week, and I’ve decided to break my bets into separate posts. Why the change now you might ask? Well, that’s a bit of a story… See, surprisingly enough, this actually started from a reader’s request. Or well, I should say I originally had the idea way before, but […]
Never Bet the Farm2 [W5] – Boxing Edition
Never Bet the Farm2 is just hitting its stride as we slide into the second quarter of this NFL season. And much due for a needed win, I am deciding to expand into the boxing world. But truthfully it’s only because of this annoying guy behind me at the sportsbook. I’ll explain that in a […]