The origins for SportsBROdamus are murky at best. From what anthropologists can piece together, it appears he was born in the foothills of Nepal. He was quickly abandoned by his parents because they were alarmed by his abnormally-large head. I mean, this thing is a honker. It's scary how big it is. Probably ten times the size of the rest of his body. Regardless, he's a natural survivor, as he stayed alive by befriending two, very sincere goats. By the age of three, SportsBROdamus was able to walk and fend for himself, so he emigrated to America. The rest is history, as he was immediately introduced to sports from his foster father Stephen A. Smith. His visions are vivid, and his predictions are sound. Let us rejoice in his Word: “Cursed is the one who trusts in man, who draws strength from mere flesh and whose heart turns away from the SPORTSBRODAMUS."

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