Hello bromigos & girlitos… This might seem like a rant because it is… Thanks 4 Nothin’ NBA… This was certainly NOT the season we all deserved. I’m not only talking about the regular season; nor just the playoffs. The whole season felt like a waste. And what was the fall out? I had to compromise […]
My New Hourly Rate $207,500/hour
Officially, I’m happy to announce my new hourly rate… $207,500/hour. What? Do you think that’s too much to ask for? It’s not! The Golden State Warriors just paid that to Jose Calderon. Needless to say, it’s been an interesting week for him. Let me recap… First, the 35-year-old guard negotiated a buyout with the Los […]
Teaching My GF Sports #3: The Earth’s Flat Sweetheart
Hello bromigos & girlitos… The most famous former Duke student I know (other than the girl who was doing porn during semester breaks and ended up on CNN) dropped some interesting knowledge on the flat-world this week, and obviously, it created some tension between the girlfriend and me. Cleveland Cavs point guard Kyrie Irving believes […]
Teaching My GF Sports #2: Hate sees no age
Hello bromigos & girlitos… This column (and entire blog to an extent) is a failing attempt to teach my girlfriend sports, and today’s lesson might make me seem like a “hater.” However, my girlfriend just doesn’t understand, when it comes to sports, hate sees no age or innocence — only team. She might have already […]
Teaching My GF Sports #1: Chef George Foreman
The drummer for Phish, Jon Fishman, put it best as he walked up to the microphone in his dress. “So, how did I get here?” he laughed to the cheers of the crowd. Or at least that’s how I remember it… I think? Regardless, it’s an important question to answer as I embark on this […]
Shanahan loses notebook, should have to pay price
As I’m sure you’ve undoubtedly heard by now, Atlanta Falcons Offensive Coordinator Kyle Shanahan temporarily lost his backpack during Superbowl Media Day. Everybody loses things. No big deal, right? Wrong! The playbook for the Superbowl was inside Shanahan’s backpack. What? Shanahan’s playbook went missing on media day? Bill? #backpackgate pic.twitter.com/OgYrpm3GnU — Steve Lingo (@IamSLingo) February 6, 2017 […]