Merry Christmas to all and to all a good parlay!
T’was the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring — except for the degenerate gamblers rushing to place their bets in a scamper.
Santa is on his way… But it’s too late to worry about the Naughty List this year.
(that list was already written in pen)
So, let’s get right into the action.
Mr. Yours Truly, Mr. SportsKnowItAll, is going with a Christmas cheer 6-game parlay mixed between the Bowl games and NFL matchups.
‘Never Bet the Farm3’ Week 16:
OVER 67.5 total points Georgia Southern vs Buffalo
OVER 48 total points New Mexico State vs Bowling Green
OVER 62.5 total points UCF vs Duke
TEN Titans -3 vs HOU Texans
CLE Browns -3 vs NO Saints
MIN Vikings -4 vs NY Giants
Insights:
Georgia Southern plays offense now. Very well too! Not sure if you got the memo on that. I was late to the party myself, but I’m now a believer. Plus, we all remember the MAC rarely plays defense. So, I’m going with the OVER between Georgia State and Buffalo.
Did I mention the MAC rarely plays defense? Don’t forget that. Look for the OVER between New Mexico State and Bowling Green!
Duke and Central Florida both have better offenses than defenses. Hence why I’m looking for another OVER here!
The Titans are down to their backup quarterback, but they need some wins to gain momentum into the playoffs. Houston is playing for pride (and they have been playing better), but I don’t think it’ll be enough. Look for the Titans to cover!
The weather will be crazy in Cleveland! That means the running game will be key, and that’s what the Browns do best. Look for the Browns to win by a touchdown+!
The Minnesota Vikings in their dome have been tough this season. The Giants are still struggling with injuries, especially when it comes to wide receivers. Look for the Vikings to win by 10 points+!
The gift of the Barstool Sportsbook & Casino App bet builder shows me how $10 should turn into a present of $470.30 before you’re able to get your out-of-town inlaws to leave middle of next week.
Badda-bing, Badda-boom.
EASY MONEY !!!
Just remember all you wannabes…
Don’t bet any more than you’re willing to lose, and never bet the farm3.
Plus… Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to everyone — except Doug Flutie.
