Happy Halloween to all you degenerates out there! It’s a time for frightful tooth decay and odd three-month pop-up stores.
But it’s also a time for football and sports betting. So without any further delay, let’s get into the Happy Halloween action for Week 8.
Mr. Yours Truly, Mr. SportsKnowItAll, is going with the spookiest 6-game parlay mixed between college football and the NFL.
‘Never Bet the Farm3’ Week 8:
OVER 60.5 total pts. Arkansas @ Auburn
UNDER 54.5 total pts. Coastal Carolina @ Marshall
Ohio State -15.5 @ Penn State
UNDER 42.5 total pts. CHI Bears @ DAL Cowboys
MIA Dolphins -3.5 @ DET Lions
SF 49ers -1.0 @ LA Rams
Insights:
Arkansas and Auburn are both fairly equal teams, which tend to have better offensive systems. Hence why I’m going with the OVER.
The same thing could be said for Coastal Carolina and Marshall, except in the Thundering Herds case, the team is probably a little better defensively. Look for the UNDER in Marshall!
Penn State has hype, and the Buckeyes have an offensive juggernaut. I’m starting to wonder if any lead is safe until the last game of the regular season. Look for Ohio State to win by three touchdowns!
I have lost faith in the Bears and Cowboys offense strategies/execution. So, what do I pick in this game? The UNDER obviously. Look for this to be a boring and uneventful game, sadly.
The Dolphins can travel, especially in a Detriot Dome. It’s the modern-day Greatest Show on Turf. I think Miami should win by 10+ points.
The 49ers are adding, while the Rams are subtracting. I guess the Super Bowl hangover stuff is true. I have a hunch the Bay rushing attack will look even better this week. Look for the 49ers to beat the Rams by a touchdown at least!
The scary convenient Barstool Sportsbook & Casino App bet builder shows me how $10 should turn into a full pillowcase of $482.96 before you can steal your kid’s candy on Monday night.
Badda-bing, Badda-boom.
EASY MONEY !!!
Just remember all you wannabes…
Don’t bet any more than you’re willing to lose, and never bet the farm3.
And Happy Halloween!
