Fast is the key!
Money is attracted to speed and motion.
Or at least that’s what I’m banking on this week.
A little bit out of necessity…
But, you can also call it a fast little experiment.
(Get me a white coat or something.) See…
I have a tendency to overthink things from time to time when I’m not properly liquored up. And that honestly goes double for sports bets. So, due to timing and whatnot, I didn’t get the chance to dabble.
I took the little time I could and went with my gut/heart, but more importantly…
I got a good feeling we’re going home with full pockets this weekend.
Let’s get into the action for Week 6.
Mr. Yours Truly, Mr. SportsKnowItAll, is going with this fast-paced 6-game parlay between college football and the NFL.
‘Never Bet the Farm3’ Week 6:
Clemson -3.5 @ Florida State
Miami (OH) -7.0 @ Bowling Green
Michigan -7.0 vs Penn State
ARI Cardinals -2.5 @ SEA Seahawks
CIN Bengals -2.0 @ NO Saints
OVER 45.5 Total Pts. NY Jets @ GB Packers
Insights:
Clemson looks like the best team in the ACC to me. Look for them to prove it by a touchdown+ against Florida State!
Bowling Green and Miami (OH) are both having down years; however, I believe the Redhawks have more offensive firepower. Look for Miami to run away with it — remember — very little defense in the MAC.
The spread on the Michigan and Penn State game scares me because I was expecting it to be higher than a touchdown. Do the oddsmakers know something I don’t? Once again, no time to overthink this one. I’m thinking Michigan covers easily by two touchdown+.
These Cardinals and Seahawks matchups use to be exciting, but every game in Seattle is less spectacular now without Russell Wilson around (Denver fans may disagree). Arizona still has things to figure out on both sides of the ball, but I expect the Cardinals to win by a touchdown.
The Bengals need to keep winning if they want to stay alive in the fast, competitive AFC North. The Saints at home are always tough, but Joe Burrow likes the Superdome. He’s smoked cigars there before. He can do it again on Sunday. Look for the Bengals to win by a touchdown+.
If there’s any overthinking, I did it here… I believe the Jets and Packers game will be high scoring. Bad weather in Green Bay is always a concern, but I’ve been impressed with the Jets as of late. The offense and defense can both score. Will that be enough against Aaron Rogers at home? We shall see. Regardless, I’m going with the over on total points.
The fast and convenient Barstool Sportsbook & Casino App bet builder shows me how $10 now will increase nicely to a crisp $432.84 before you spill coffee on yourself Monday morning.
Badda-bing, Badda-boom.
EASY MONEY !!!
Just remember all you wannabes…
Don’t bet any more than you’re willing to lose, and never bet the farm3.
