Pumpkin spice season is upon us…
Or at least that’s what the “coffee artist” told me this morning before I intentionally flooded the self-service bar with my free refill. (I’m not really my best in the morning before my plain coffee, especially when people talk to me, but that’s because I’m usually my best the night before.)
However, that’s a story for a different column.
Let’s focus on the action for Week 4.
Mr. Yours Truly, Mr. SportsKnowItAll, is going to squash the competition with this perfectly-pureed 6-game parlay between college football and the NFL.
‘Never Bet the Farm3’ Week 4:
Georgia -29.5 @ Missouri
Kentucky +6.5 @ Ole Miss
Temple +19.5 @ Memphis
45.5 TOTAL JAX Jaguars @ PHI Eagles
PIT Steelers -3.5 vs NY Jets
UNDER 41.5 TOTAL WAS Commanders @ DAL Cowboys
Insights:
Wow! 29.5 points is a lot to cover. BUT… It’s Georgia. And remember, no spread is safe with Georiga. Look for them to cover by 5 touchdowns!
Odd things happen at Ole Miss football games, and I think it will be close all game long. Ultimately, I believe Kentucky is the overall better team, and I think they’ll at least cover the spread.
The Tigers should beat the Owls. That’s the same way it would play out in nature — on the ground at least. However, this is on a football field and 19.5 points is WAY TOO MANY POINTS. Look for the Owls to lose but cover the spread!
The Eagles overall offense is rolling, and the Jaguars are improving each week. Even if Jacksonville falls behind, Trevor Lawrence will have to pass the ball more. All signs point to the over, hence my move.
The Steelers at home will be too much for the Jets. How many years have people said that? A -3.5 point spread doesn’t scare me. I think the Steelers will hit their stride and win big.
Every Cowboys game has been low scoring this season. In fact, last week was the highest total score on Monday night. And that score is still 2 points under this week’s spread. Look for this to be a defensive struggle. Go with the under!
The fancy Barstool Sportsbook & Casino App bet builder shows us how $10 should morph into $492.94 before you order your overseasoned latte on Monday. Badda-bing, Badda-boom.
EASY MONEY !!!
Like a pumpkin carriage turning into the belle of the ball.
Just remember all you wannabes…
Don’t bet any more than you’re willing to lose, and never bet the farm3.
