College Football Playoff time is here!
And you know what that means…
Somebody is getting screwed out of an opportunity somewhere.
It will all be much clearer after Sunday.
Just wait and see.
Now speaking of fixes, Never Bet the Farm2 needs to fix this losing streak and turn the gambling season around immediately!
It’s getting closer and closer to the end of the football season, and even more importantly, I could use some extra cheddar to start buying Christmas gifts.
Money doesn’t grow on trees, and GFs, wives, groupies, etc. aren’t cheap.
But luckily, we only need to cash one to be back in the green.
(thanks be to parlays)
So, let’s get right into it!
Mr. Yours Truly, Mr. SportsKnowItAll, is going with a committee-selection-worthy 6-game parlay for this weekend.
‘Never Bet the Farm2’ Week 13
Alabama +6.5 vs Georgia
OVER 49.5 Total Points – LA Chargers @ CIN Bengals
SF 49ers -3 @ SEA Seahawks
BAL Ravens -4.5 @ PIT Steelers
LV Raiders -1.5 vs WAS Football Team
UNDER 42.5 Total Points — NE Patriots @ BUF Bills
Insights:
The SEC title game is going to settle a lot in the NCAAF playoff picture. Georgia has looked unbeatable so far this season, but Bama is set to play spoiler again. Look for Bama to keep it close enough to cover. If they win, it’ll create even more drama for the committee on Sunday.
Joe Burrow and Justin Herbert are two of the youngest, most talented QBs in the NFL today. With both teams having shaky defenses at times, look for the game to be a shootout in Cincinnati. Go with the OVER!
The Seahawks find themselves in the basement of the NFC West. Although the 49ers aren’t much better off in 3rd place, they’re on a better trajectory than Seattle. Look for San Fransico to win by a touchdown.
The Ravens find themselves in a fight for the AFC North. They sit three games ahead of the Steelers but only one game above the Bengals. No time to let up now! Plus, Pittsburgh is still looking for answers. Look for the Ravens to cover!
The Raiders are still very much alive in the wide-open AFC West. Tied for 2nd and one game behind the Chiefs in the division, Las Vegas needs to keep winning. Look for them to beat Washington by a field goal+.
Patriots vs Bills appears to be the best game of the weekend — at least on paper. The Bills find themselves one game behind New England for the division lead. Look for each team to start out tight, while the defenses shine all Monday night. Both teams can play that way. Go with the UNDER!
This nifty bet builder lets us all know how $10 down should come back to me with $467.74 (No College Football Playoff Committee necessary to figure that one out). Badda-bing, Badda-boom.
EASY MONEY!
Now run to get your bet down before the committee votes it away.
They have to screw somebody, right?
Just remember all you wannabes…
Don’t bet any more than you’re willing to lose, and never bet the farm2.
