Never Bet the Farm2 is out the gates running this week.
Boom!!!
And we already got action on the table.
Or I should say, I HAVE ACTION ON THE TABLE!
You’re not getting diddly-squat.
Because you got to pay to play.
There’s no PTA or booster club here.
Plus, we’re already half the way to the payday this week.
So, let’s get right into it…
Mr. Yours Truly, Mr. SportsKnowItAll, already picked this golden, 6-game parlay that perfectly mixes college football and NFL bets.
Here’s my ‘never bet the farm2’ action for Week 2:
Buffalo +14.5 vs Coastal Carolina
Notre Dame -8 vs Purdue
Wyoming -7 vs Ball State
NO Saints -3.5 @ CAR Panthers
SF 49ers -3 @ PHI Eagles
KC Chiefs -4 @ BAL Ravens
As you can see from this nifty bet builder screenshot beforehand, my meager $10 investment should bring me a crisp $467.03 back on Sunday.
Badda-bing, Badda-boom.
EASY MONEY!
And I’m already halfway home as of this post time.
But I can already hear your squawking critiques before they even start.
So, you might as well check your tone now.
Because I ain’t gonna hear it!
“BuT sPoRtSkNoWiTaLl, HoW dO wE kNoW yOu ReAlLy PiCkEd ThEm BeFoReHaNd?”
My reply…
SHUT UP YOU SHEEP!
I’m a busy man.
I placed the bet beforehand, but I had things to do before writing this post.
And in the meantime, I turned out to be right, obviously.
Not a big surprise there.
I’m out here livin’ while you’re simply reading along.
So get off my back.
I went 3-0 on the college games this week, and the NFL will finish the same.
This is a winning week.
I can feel it!
Just remember all you wannabes…
Don’t bet any more than you’re willing to lose, and never bet the farm2.
