Momma didn’t raise a quitter. But remember, never bet the farm on it.
It is what it is, you know? And you know what they say…
You’re either the one nuttin’ up and asking the pretty girl to dance, or you’re the weirdo nervous kid peeping over from the punchline.
At least that’s what I heard.
Either way, it all gets down to the action — having a little ‘skin in the game’.
So, here’s the action for Week 8.
Mr. Yours Truly, Mr. SportsKnowItAll, has a good feeling about this week. It’s a simple, easy 6-game parlay bet.
Nothing too fancy. Nothing can go wrong.
Hell, I’m not even that drunk yet.
Plus, I even went right down the middle in honor of election season. I’m going with 3 college football games and 3 NFL games. Easy!
I got a feeling, you know? So, before this sportsbook throws me out (this corona last-call is busting my balls), here’s what I’m thinking:
Boston College +24.5 point spread @ Clemson
Ohio State -10 point spread @ Penn State
Cincinnati -7 point spread vs Memphis
NE Patriots +4 point spread @ BUF Bills
GB Packers -6.5 point spread vs MIN Vikings
TEN Titans -6.5 point spread @ CIN Bengals
Looking at this nifty bet builder, a small $10 investment should bring me $462.56. Badda-bing, badda-boom… That’s easy money, baby!
Way better than all those losers before. In fact, forget about those bums. We’re on to bigger and better things (just like your ex-girlfriend buddy, just messing with you).
Anyway, I got to hurry to place this bet and grab one more drink before last-call. I wonder what that new cocktail waitress looks like under that mask.
Well and other things too… Just don’t tell the girlfriend.
This 2020 is a whole different game I guess, you know?
Just remember all you wannabes, don’t bet any more than you’re willing to lose, and never bet the farm!
